Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
apparently nobody really knows why
http://forums.fugly.com/showthread.php?1170-A-History-of-the-Blowjob
i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk